WOW I have never felt so tired, if you are like me and have a certain comfy position that you like to sleep in then you will know where I'm coming from when I say sleeping on your back in a single bed is not the choice of a comfy sleeping position I would choose! But as I cannot or should I say dare not sleep on my side or on my tummy I have no option.
I don't know if its all in my head but I am sure I can feel an empty space where my kidney used to be, when I tilt to my side it feels "vacant"
Anyway the pain has increased because those evil evil nurses took away my much loved morphine, I didn't realise that the morphine was automatically fed continuously I thought it was only when I pressed the magic green button that was placed strategically by my thumb!! Hence why I was up and away with the fairies most of the time!! And it worked, but they did warn me that when the morphine wears off the pain most certainly is felt! Ya not fricking kidding....the pain is awful.
Well i have had my catheter removed and boy what an experience that was, what had they done to my willy? They've turned it into a mushroom my god I have a mushroom for a willy! Removing the catheter was not very comfortable at all I can only imagine that having red hot pokers shoved down your japs eye is the equivalent.
Mum, dad and brother in law Mark came to visit tonight I wish mum would get her ears repaired she's as deaf as a door post, hospitals like libraries are not places where one shouts out your personal problems (unless your like our Janet)
After the rels went home Helen the ward sister took out my drain fucking hell I was shitting bricks to say the least, inject me, draw on me and even give me acid peels but please do not remove earrings, plasters and drains, I FAINT lol
Well after such an eventful day I really do Hope I will get a good nights sleep.
P.S the nurses bed bath was kinda nice lol
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